this was in one of my textbooks, and i thought it was nice. it starts out like a joke, but don't even THINK about laughing (until it says "the second woman laughed".. then feel free to laugh along)
Two Jewish women were interviewed by a US reporter as the Palestinian Authority's administration in the Gaza Strip began under the terms of the Oslo peace accords. One lived in New York City, the other in a settlement in the northern Gaza Strip. The first was incensed: "Jews living in Gaza must stay. They must insist that Israel provide troops to defend them. They must hold true to the dream. We conquered that land; we must keep it!"
The second woman laughed: "Why should we continue to live on a piece of land here in Gaza that has been negotiated to belong to the Palestinians just because someone in New York thinks we should? It is easy for her to insist that we hang on. I am ready to move back into Israel and raise my children. If we're ever going to live in peace, we have to make some compromises. Of course I loved my home in Gaza. I am sorry that I am one of the people who has to move. But if this is the way to peace, then let's get on with it."so i now have a club that conforms to my every desire, FINALLY. RBMC is the only club in the world for which the only prerequisites are a love of or interest in the following things: mary-kate and ashley movies, ouija boards, the internet, beverages with boba in them, selling bodily fluids. and it changes every day. anyway, we're in the process of hazing our newest member, but once that's done, we'll be the greatest triumvirate the world has ever seen. fear our wrath!
living at horizons is what i'd imagine living at hogwarts is like, sort of. there are lots of staircases and weird rooms and weird stuff on the walls, and homework is fun there because even though we don't use quills or have assignments about Burgla the Belching Budgie, it's a lot of people from all over the world (but really, mostly asia) and for some reason that makes reading seem more exotic. in other words, i'm adjusting.